After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the Sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Not lame enough? How about this one.
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” —Dog mom
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Mark