Two Men are Walking their Dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua)
They’re getting hungry and decided to grab a bite at a nearby restaurant. At the entrance of the door, a large sign reads: “NO DOGS ALLOWED”.
The man with the doberman says, “I know what to do, just follow my lead.” He throws on a pair of sunglasses and walks in. The waiter points to the sign and says “I’m sorry sir, dogs are allowed.” The man replies, “Oh, I’m blind and this is my guide dog.”
“A doberman for a guide dog?” The suspicious waiter asks.
“Yes, Dobermans are very loyal and protective. They’re born for the job” replied the man. The waiter sighs and leads the man to a table.
The second man throws on his sunglasses and walks in. The waiter tells him “I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow dogs here.” The man says “Oh, you don’t understand. I’m blind and this is my guide dog.”
“A chihuahua for a guide dog?” The annoyed waiter asks.
“A chihuahua?” The man asks. “They gave me a chihuahua?!”
(via reddit user primetime22)